Season 8: Rat Pack Week...

Well, does everyone have their pocket squares and fedoras in place? I've been so looking forward to Rat Pack week. I always love those old standards. Hopefully we'll see some sharp outfits and hear some smooth vocals tonight. I'm living blogging it tonight again, by the way. Sorry if we're a little scattered...

One Fedora, 3 nice suits, 1 cute dress, and some kind of glow in the dark ensemble from Mr. Lambert...just another day on Season 8 of American Idol.

I'm still waiting for my phone call requesting a guest appearance on American Idol. Who asked Jamie Foxx to mentor? First of all, he can't sing without the help of a computer, he's obnoxious...and he's been on the music scene for approximately 3 years. American Idol, at least I've been blogging about music for longer than 3 years! L to the A to the M to the E! I am more angry about Jamie Foxx's appearance than I was about Quentin Tarantino, I think. Was Michael Buble busy? He made a drunken Idol appearance a couple seasons ago....How about Rod Stewart, like Matt said? Or even that David Foster guy they always used to have on the show. Anyone but Jamie Foxx....seriously.

Really? This guy is the mentor? Really?

Bonus Question: How does Jamie Foxx tie in to the Rat Pack...at all? I'm not sure if there is a real answer to this question, but if anyone can find it, I'll give them bonus points!

Kris Allen - The Way You Look Tonight. Kris, do NOT take Jamie Foxx on his offer to make a record together...he will only pull you down! This is one of my favorite songs. It's an interesting juxtaposition to hear this song, which is usually sung with a growly, debonaire voice, sung with Kris's tender and unassuming vocal quality. A lot of people will probably say this performance was a little boring, and maybe it didn't have a lot of flash. But I think Kris's voice is one of the only ones in the competition that can carry him all the way through a performance without having to rely on dancing around or shocking people. I love Kris! Rating: 9

Allison Iraheta - Someone to Watch Over Me. I think Allison looks beautiful tonight. Her dress is gorgeous and her hair is so sleek. She looks all grown up...I don't know if that will help her get the votes she deserves, but she's sure trying. I can't figure out what America wants from her. I think maybe some folks are put off because she looks and sounds so much older than she really is. Maybe next week (if she's still here) she should take the stage in pig tails and a Hello Kitty T-shirt. Hey, I can understand Allison's lyrics tonight! Maybe that's her problem..she should just sing slower songs. Allison's voice suits this style just as much as it does her typical rock choices. I think this performance was surprising and beautiful. Rating: 8

Can someone please drop kick Randy out of the theater? I cringe at the very first utterance from his mouth, which is usually a "Yo", followed by another "Yo" and then another one.

Matt Giraud - My Funny Valentine. I feel like m0re than anyone else this week, this is Matt's chance to shine or fall on his face. I REALLY wish he would have played the piano for this song. Why didn't he? Oh, he must be planning on doing the get up from the stool mid-song thing. His voice sounds nice. Maybe he should have chosen a song that would have shown off more personality and swagger...I don't know. This sounds pretty good...all i can think of, though, is Melinda Doolittle's incredible Season 6 performance of this song. He's not doing his typical over the top falsetto thing this week which is nice. Subtlety is a trick he hasn't necessarily mastered, but he's doing a good job of reining it in this week. That was a very nice performance. I think that was one of his best vocals...but it was kind of a boring song choice. Rating: 8

Danny Goofy - Come Rain, or Come Shine. I LOVE coming up with new names for this guy each week. In fact, it's the ONLY thing about him that I look forward to (that's for you, Amanda). Oh, Danny's not going to change up his song? There's a SHOCKER! Has he changed up ANY of his songs this ENTIRE season? That would be a big, fat, resounding NO. I use A LOT of CAPS when I'm talking about Danny. Actually, now that he's singing, I will say this is one of Danny's better perfrmances. It's still incredibly cheesy. Forget what I said earlier...he just started screaming at me again. The reserved part was good...the screaming part was well, screamy. Rating: 7 And, that is SUPER annoying to scream out THANK YOU over the crowd's applause. And, in case anyone was wondering, there were 11 hand gestures caught by the camera during Danny's performance. However, due to the fact that he clung to the mic stand Daughtry style through the big part of his performance, Danny did not hit himself in the chest one single time this week. So...there's something positive (again, that's for you, Amanda).

Adam Lambert - Feeling Good. Everybody needs to get their Blue Blockers in order to be able to view Adam's performance...that suit is ridiculously bright! I don't think Adam will be "knocking my head off" like Jamie Foxx said. I would have preferred for the contestants to stick to the original arrangements of these standards...that's why they're called standards. But I'll give Adam the benefit of the doubt and let him do his thing. I think he said, "I'm feelin' could" instead of "good", but I could be wrong. I honestly don't think Adam did well with this song. The vocal styling didn't seem to fit with the song. And he botched that high note at the end. Probably one of my least favorite Lambert performances along with Ring of Fire, and definitely the weakest performance of the night, but nobody else in America will agree with me. Rating: 6

Currently Listening To: Come by Me by Harry Connick, Jr.

Season 8: Disco Week...Young Hearts Run Free

Disclaimer: I'm "live" blogging tonight (which means nothing more than I'm typing all of this as I watch the show)...so you'll have to forgive the disconnected thoughts. Just pretend I'm sitting next to you on the couch interjecting my proverbial two cents throughout all of the performances...because that's exactly what I'm doing in real life, even though I'm watching it alone. And in honor of the live blog tonight, I'm going to sum up every contestant's performance with two words. Find it in each person's paragraph, after the rating.

Lil - I'm Every Woman. Well, Lil has finally "jumped the shark" as they say in television when someone has taken a leap in the direction of the end of their tenure. She is relying totally on sex appeal now to keep her on the show. The producers are clearly done with her, based on the fact that she sang first and the judges completely reamed what I thought was a semi-decent performance (when you consider the performer, of course). At least Lil showed some life behind her eyes. She wasn't some robot singing a song this week. Lil did hit some nails-on-the-chalkboard notes during the bridge of the song, but other than that I thought it was a decent performance (again, by Lil's standards). Rating: 6 Two Words: Cat Suit

I finally figured out who Kris Allen reminds me of: The Mac Guy (Justin Long)...he looks vaguely like him, but their speaking voices sound just alike. Does anyone else agree?

Kris - She Works Hard for the Money. Ooooo, what a nice acoustic arrangement! I think Kris's version of this obnoxious song was great. Although, I do wonder if it's cheating to not really do a disco song on disco night? Oh well, I'm willing to let that slide for Kris. I Love, love loved this performance. Eek! There was a little voice crack in there, but I think America will be forgiving. Rating: 9 Two words: Refreshing, Endearing

Bonus Question: What crazy critique did Paula give to Kris?

Danny - September. Hey, did Danny just growl? I've never heard him do that before (insert eye roll here). I guess I'll give him a little credit for choosing an upbeat song, although I don't know how many ballads there are in Disco, so the odds were already in his favor. I still think his voice sounds strained. Why does he look so angry? I just don't get the craze, I guess. Danny is one of the only performers who hasn't really developed over the course of the season, in my opinion. He could have performed this song just as well in week one. Rating: 7 Two Words: Scruffy McScreamerson

Kara said to Danny, "Your pitch is so right on"...really, Kara? Danny has hit his fair share of bad notes this season...I don't know who she's trying to fool.

Allison - Hot Stuff. I love how she started off so slow and sultry. I think it's awesome that she was able to turn this disco dance song into a rock ballad. I'm not sure her outfit is appropriate for a 16 year old, but I'm not her mother I guess. That part when she sang hot, hot, hot, hot stuuuuff...that was so cool. Very nice ending. I think this was one of Allison's best performances. Rating: 9 Two Words: Should Win

Bonus Question: Randy told Allison, "You always prove my point." What is his point? I realize that this is probably one of the most difficult bonus questions of the season because I am asking you to make sense out of something Randy said.

Adam Lambert being swallowed by the sea of blonde girls. That was incredibly creepy. Much to my chagrin, the Twilight hairdo is back again. Some other people on the blog circuit have been calling it Jimmy Neutron hair. That's probably more appropro, but I came up with the Twilight thing myself, so I'll stick with it.

If Adam isn't careful, he's going to end up looking more like Ed Grimley

Adam Lambert - If I Can't Have You. You gotta hand it to the guy, he's the most charming and comfortable of all of the contestants. He's poised. This performance sounds very similar to his Mad World and Tracks of my Tears performances. He's wearing a ring from the Paula Abdul line of overexaggerated guady jewelry. I don't think it was brilliant. Some of the screeching was excessive. Adam is getting boring for me (and America takes a collective gasp!). Every other week he does a ballad and then follows it up with an upbeat number. Who wants to take bets that he'll sing a shrieky uptempo rock song next week? I'm holding Adam to a higher standard than the rest of them because he is so poised and professional. And does anybody have a mailing address for him because I'd really like to send him an inhaler so he can get that asthmatic breathing of his under control. Rating: 8 Two Words: Overrated, Sparkly

Paula told Adam, "I never question my visceral response to your performance." What the?

Ryan's bad joke of the night: You were melting her into a "Pool of Abdul" ROFLLOLLMAO!! That Seacrest knows how to deliver a pun, let me tell ya.

Matt - Stayin' Alive. Oh Geez. I'm not sure he should have chosen that song, but we'll see what happens with it. Ryan's teaser certainly didn't do anything to help a brother out. "We'll see if Matt's song can keep him staying alive" And then he said it again when they came back from break. It looks like the almighty producers have already decided Matt's fate as well. No fair!

Nice soulful arrangement. I'm glad the kids are taking liberties with the songs this week. Nice moves! haha. I hope he doesn't fall into trying to be the reincarnation of Timberlake because that's not who he is. I think his voice sounds good. He seems to have some swagger back, and a little soul. Jammin with the background singers. Ran out of breath at the end a little bit there, and had a couple of bad notes...I just wish he wouldn't try to do so much with every note he sings. Rating: 8 Two Words: More Please!

Wow..these judges are full of the backhanded compliments for Matt tonight! They're the ones who saved him last week. Kara told him his performance wasn't as good as Adam's. And then Paula said he chooses songs like she bowls. Somebody give the kid a break already.

Anoop - Dim All the Lights. Nice scruffy look...and suit. Anoop is a little bit sexy tonight. Tried to get the audience clapping off beat...woops. I'm glad this disco song commands people to "turn up the old victrola". I may not have been born yet, but I'm fairly certain that victrolas were already antiques when disco came on the scene. Anoop's voice sounds good tonight, and his confidence is nice. But I think another boring ballad is going to do him in. I'm not sure, but this might be the end for Anoop. Especially after that ending flub. Rating: 7

Did Ryan really just compliment Anoop on his eyebrows?! Two Words: Inevitable Departure.

The Cowell has spoken. Anoop must go. Why does that guy think that his word is final on everything? He gets on my nerves!

As a sidenote, I'm a little nervous about my newfound favorite. I decided to start voting for Matt this week in an effort to try to keep him around a little longer. In the Year of the David my voting practice was to vote for David the Cook, and to keep voting for said David until I got a busy signal. I tried the same thing tonight, but it took me at least 12 phone calls before I got the busy signal. This is not boding well for Mr. Giraud and the Soul Patrol 2.0.

As another sidenote, I don't know how many of my readers also watch The Biggest Loser, but I hate Ron! What a backstabbing conniving jerk...and he's teaching his son to play like that! Poor Kristen...I really wanted her to win. Now it's Go Felipe!!

Bonus Questions:

1. How many times did the judges allude to contestants staying on the show longer? Note: I'm only looking for how many times they said someone would be around longer...so when Simon told Lil she was going home tomorrow, that doesn't count.

2. Which contestant made a heart symbol with their hands, rather than throwing up their dial numbers?

3. Who did Simon say was coming into this week as an underdog?

4: Where did the saying "Jump the Shark" originate?

Currently Listening To: Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton

Season 8: Idol at the Movies Week...525,600 minutes (or, how do you measure an episode of American Idol with boring songs)

Where do I sign up to be a mentor on American Idol because, the way I figure, Quentin Tarantino and I have about the same qualifications...and he's already been asked twice! Tonight's episode seemed incredibly long and drawn out to me, and I didn't even watch the commercials. Hopefully next week will present a better theme.

Bonus Question: Why does Paula always look like a former figure skater who just can't let that dream go?

Allison Iraheta - Don't Want To Miss a Thing. I had an epiphany tonight: Allison's initials are the same as the initials of American Idol! I wonder if that means something. I love Allison. Her spunk and her soul seem to light up the screen when she's on stage. But tonight's performance of this Aerosmith song started out shaky and ended up even worse. I will say, she got better during the chorus, but there were some definite pitch problems. Allison could have (and should have) chosen a better song. All in all, I would say this was a Gokey-caliber performance, so I'll give her the same score I usually give him....7.

By the way, I have discovered that Simon Cowell reads my blog....and I have it recorded on VHS as evidence. When Allison finished singing, Paula commended her by telling her that she possessed the same "special sauce" as Adam (that is a strange compliment, but I will have to let that one go this time because there's a more important matter at hand). Simon then commented that he believed the "sauce" Paula was referring to must have been Barbecque sauce because Allison's voice was smoky and spicy. Now, please read this quote from my blog just last week:

Her voice sounded like a good barbecque sauce...really sweet and smoky with this song.

Now, I know many people will say that this is merely a coincidence, but come on! How often does someone compare a voice to Barbecque sauce? Simon, I'll be expecting my royalty check in the mail...and thanks for reading!

Anoop Desai- Everything I Do. Man, I love this song. I can remember David Cook singing it during his Hollywood audition last season. I rushed right over to iTunes and bought Bryan Adams' version of the song because I remembered what a beautiful song it was. Nobody can write a love song like Bryan Adams. Here's a word of advice for Anoop: don't take singing advice from Quentin Tarantino. His recommendation for Anoop to punch in those words "DIE", "LIE", "DIE"...that might work for Kill Bill, but it's not what the song is about...whatever Quentin. I'm probably just jealous that you've been on AI twice, and I haven't even sat in the audience. Anoop's delivery of the song was nice. He took a couple of liberties (especially in that letterman jacket/sport coat thing he was wearing). But the overall effect of the song was still boring. Sorry, Anoop...this wasn't it, either. Rating: 7

Adam Lambert - Born to be Wild. Here's a word of advice for Adam: Rockstars don't skip! Adam seriously skipped out to the front of the stage at the beginning of his performance. Unfortunately, Adam's singing was just what I would expect from him. Good in parts and shrill in others. And he's still doing that asthmatic breathing thing...it annoys me so much! Adam should have been in a 1980's hair band...that's his schtick. So when people say that Adam is bringing something new and different to the table, I'm going to point them in the direction of Poison and Motley Crue...Here's my prediction, in 20 years, Adam will have his own reality show on VH1 called "Shriek of Love". Adam's performance was decent, I suppose, although that ending run was way over the top. Rating: 7

Matt Giraud - Have You Really Ever Loved a Woman. Another beautiful Bryan Adams song, and this one makes us think of a Spanish accented Johnny Depp, what could be better? I liked the beginning of Matt's performance when it was just him and the piano. It was beautiful and tender and different from the original. And then when Matt switched things up by adding in the band and made it a more rocked-out version, his voice faltered a little, but the arrangement was still good. And I don't think the judges gave him enough credit for what he did. I made an observation about Matt this week...he is sort of this season's Carly Smithson. If you'll remember from last season, Carly was the one who the judges (especially Simon) loved from the beginning. But she took the competition so seriously, and her mind was constantly focused on pleasing the judges (especially Simon), that she never really looked like she was having fun. The same is true for Matt. He always talks about the judges' responses to his performances. It's like he's constantly trying to figure out how to give the judges what they want. He rarely smiles, and often looks like he's in pain while he's singing. He will only be successful with this competition when he realizes that the judges' opinions are as irrelevant as they could possibly be. When he starts having fun and loosens up is when the judges will take notice and start complimenting him. It's a shame that it has to happen like that. Rating: 7

This is the point in the program where Cheesefest 2009 began.

Danny Gokey - Endless Love. (The following sentence should be read in the voice of Chandler Bing.) Could Danny BE more cheesy? I'll be honest, Danny got a big eye roll out of me when he announced his song for this week. He sounded pretty bad at the beginning of the song, but he seemed to pull it together around the "it's the second verse so it's time to stand up dramatically and wave my arms as I sing" part. I'm pretty sure Danny would be rendered unable to sing if someone were to tie his hands behind his back. He's worse than Mariah Carey. Danny did sing a more subtle song, but he still did his tired old provolone moves. And he hit some pretty bad notes in there, too. Rating: 6
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In Danny's defense, though, there were a couple of things wrong with the judging tonight:

1. For the past couple of weeks, the judges have tried to bait Danny into talking about his sad story...I wish they would give it a rest. And I am very glad Danny has stopped discussing his personal tragedy. His motives were questionable at the beginning of the show, but I think now he's significantly toned it down, and I commend him for that.


2. Simon gave one of the dumbest critiques I've ever heard tonight. He told Danny that since David Cook took Lionel Ritchie's "Hello" and changed it up completely last season, that Danny should never have sung Lionel Ritchie's "Endless Love" so close to the original version. That is absurd! Does this mean that nobody on American Idol should ever sing a Bon Jovi song unless they beatbox to it like Blake Lewis did in Season 6? Or that nobody can ever sing a Dolly Parton song unless they "dirty it up" like Michael Johns did last year? Simon, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, and since I now know that you read my blog, I would like for you, on Wednesday's episode, to apologize to Danny for such a nonsense critique!


Kris Allen- Falling Slowly. I had never heard this song, that I can remember. The lyrics were a little sharp cheddar for my taste, but Kris seemed like he really meant what he was singing. He always connects emotionally to the songs he's singing. It's a special talent, and I think a lot of people don't realize how important that is. I think Kris had a couple of problems with some of his lower notes tonight, and man, that background singer sounded awful with this voice. She was so shrill, it made my ears bleed. In spite of those snags, though, I really thought Kris gave a very pretty, very pleasant performance. Probably the best of the night, in my opinion. Rating: 8


Lil Rounds - The Rose. There is only one song in history that is cheesier than "Endless Love"...it's "The Rose". Now, don't get me wrong...I love a good Bette Midler tear jerker, but not with my American Idol, thank you. I can't quite figure out Lil. I can't understand her game play strategy in the competition, but I've narrowed it down to two possible options: Either she thinks she's a really, really talented singer but the rest of America knows she's not, or she knows she's wavering, but wants to try to fool America into thinking she's good by overcompensating. Either way, Lil is fighting a losing battle. Her vocals were not good tonight...at all. Lil's bad notes far outnumbered her good ones, and she still fails to convey any feeling with the songs she sings. She could be singing about killing puppies with the same inflections and nobody would know the difference. And as if all that wasn't bad enough, she massacred that ending note of hers. Rating: 5


And now for a couple of bonus questions:

1. What was different about the American Idol stage on Tuesday's episode?

2. Ryan did NOT call Randy which of the following:
a. Congenial b. Vibrant c. Dawg d. Yellow-striped.

3. Ryan called Kara which of the following:
a. Talented b. Provocative c. Beautiful d. Commercial

4. Ryan called Paula which of the following:
a. Hot b. Entertaining c. Radiant d. Unpredictable

5. Ryan did NOT call Simon which of the following:
a. Obnoxious b. Legendary c. His Majesty d. Sir

6. How many times were the words "for me" or "for you" spoken during the critiques of the contestants?
Reminder: Randy critiqued less than half of the contestants tonight.
Reminder: Kara is the judges' table resident parrot this season, and her "for me's" and "for you's" count toward the total, too.
Reminder: Each "For me" and "For you" is counted separately, so if someone said, "For me, for you," that would count as two separate instances.
Reminder: Only 1 person will get the points for this activity. The person who guesses closest to the correct answer gets 15 points...nobody else gets any!!


And remember, there is a bonus question hidden in the body of the blog, too..don't forget to answer that one!

Currently Listening To: Seasons of Love from Rent




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Season 8: Songs From the Year You Were Born..I Love Rock & Roll

YEAH!, The show is only an hour long tonight…that means I can catch the second half of The Biggest Loser...and eat a bowl of ice cream.

I am so glad they didn’t do the annoying judges announcement thing.

Danny Gokey – Stand by Me. Cute opening package with the family. Danny had some blatant bad notes in the beginning....I mean the kind of bad notes that reach out of the TV screen and slap you in the face. Did he always have that weird goatee? At the beginning, I thought the Gokinator might have finally brought a low-key mellow performance…but no, of course he had to go into the big, belting out, chest bumping thing...why would he ever give us something else? I liked this performance about as much as I like any of his other performances…same old, same old. Man, he makes a lot of stink faces when he’s singing. Rating: 7

Kris – All She Wants to do is Dance. I liked the swagger Kris used on this song. That’s something we haven’t seen from him before. This was a cool arrangement of the song. The mosh pit looked seriously disengaged, but I thought it was a solid performance from Kris. He rarely misses notes, and he always does something original with these songs. Rating: 8

These judges are whack!

Lil – What’s Love Got to do With It. Well, her makeup looks great….She sounds terrible in the first verse, though. Lil just doesn’t have it. She’s like a less-talented version of Syesha from last year. She doesn’t have the big voice to sing the songs she keeps trying. Sounded a “Lil” better towards the end of the song, but then the ending note was crap. Lil has lost me. But hey, at least she looked good. Rating: 5

Randy is serious about the Simon butt-kissing tonight…every sentence starts with, “Yo, dawg, Simon is right”

Anoop – True Colors. What a cute kid. Anoop knows he can win America back with a heartfelt ballad, but I don’t know…he has to figure out something else that works for him than sappy ballads. He sang this song beautifully. The arrangement was straightforward…the background singers actually sounded good. He did the traditional “get up from the stool and seem more emotional for the second verse”. A little nasally in the middle. I really like Anoop…but I think he’d be a better buddy than recording artist. That’s too bad. He’s just missing something. He’s either singing a boring ballad, or seeming like an imitation of some r&b singer. Rating: 7, but I don’t know how much longer he’ll last.

Scott – The Search is Over. Is this a show tune? Since when did Scott play the guitar? Check him out! Props to Scott for being a two-instrument contestant, along with Kris. His singing was still atrocious. But I’m proud of him for leaving the piano. Scott just can’t hit the notes he needs to hit. Man, I don’t understand how he made it this far in the competition. Rating: 5

Kara wouldn’t have picked a power ballad for Scott? She thinks he’s more of a singer-songwriter? Every week, they tell the contestants to step outside of their comfort zones….they bash it into their heads, and then Kara (and Simon, by the way) told Scott to stick with what he knows…

Allison – I Can’t Make You Love Me. Hooray for Allison singing a ballad! Her voice sounded like a good barbecque sauce...really sweet and smoky with this song. This was a perfect song choice, but I know all the words to this song, and they were still difficult to understand. That is my pet peeve with Allison. Very nice run at the end of the song. Allison is one of the most talented contestants of the season, and one of the most underrated contestants in American Idol history! Rating: 8

FINALLY! Randy gave her some credit by comparing her to Kelly Clarkson (don’t know why he couldn’t bring himself to utter Kelly’s name…but I’ll take what I can get).

Matt – Part-Time Lover. Cute little clip of the play..that was adorable. There’s come confidence! I think Matt looks and sounds great tonight. It seems like he always has an incredible performance after he bombs the week before. A little bit of breathing trouble, but I think this is where Matt really shines…and, he sounded better than Stevie Wonder himself did a couple weeks ago. For the first time this season, Matt displayed some charisma and sex appeal. Rating: 9

Too bad all the judging was so rushed. He didn't get the praise he deserved...then again, he's not one of the pre-ordained winners, so I guess it's okay.

I actually forgot about Adam! I thought Matt was the last performance of the night…that sucks!

Adam –“Mad World”…I was really hoping someone would sing Tears for Fears tonight, I was just hoping it would be one of the 1985 people, because that was when all of their well-known songs came out. The opening shot of him on the stool was weird…it looked like he was sitting on a toilet or something, and like his legs were a mile long and he had a mini-torso. The vocal was really exceptionally good. He has a dramatic breathing issue; he takes huge, loud breaths in between all of his phrases...that bothers me a little (Archuleta was Public Enemy No.1 last year for his loud breathing). He sounds like an asthmatic. Props for the “stand up for the second verse” thing…That ending note was really high…wow. This was my favorite of Adam’s performances so far; I liked the subtlety and the reservedness of it all . Rating: 9

I guess Adam did my birth year justice after all...way to go!

Ugh…Kellie Pickler is on tomorrow night's show...it's moments like these that make me wish I had a DVR.

Bonus Question: See how well you listened to the show tonight....I have listed below a number of quotes that occurred throughout the course of tonight's episode. Your job is to look at each quote, and tell me who said it, and to whom they were speaking. Two points for each correct answer.

So if the quote is, "You are ridiculous. I want to squish you, squeeze your head
off and hang you from my rearview mirror."...and you guessed that Paula
said this to David Archuleta, you would get 4 points...2 for Paula, and
2 for Archuleta. Oh yeah, and there are a few fake quotes I added in to the mix.
If you can identify the phonies, they're worth 4 points each.

“Two words, Standing O”
“Indulgent”
"That's something you don't see every day."
“We can be horrible to you, and you can be horrible back”
"You've gotta lighten up a little bit"
"Chord substitutions"
“That’s a gift that you can’t put a price tag on.”
"Simon's right"
“You’ve gotta take a song no one else has done before, and make it an original version”
"This one's on fire tonight!"
“Melodically same-notes song”
"That was just okay for me, for you."
"All right, hottie"
“A million times better than last week”
"You blew it out the box."
"If you’re not able to take the reins, and Rickey Minor and the b-band…”
"You are a crazy talented singer."
"Your precision is amazing."
"The beginning was good, the middle was lazy, and the ending was terrific…and that adds up to great."
"You have a wonderful sense of humor, you really do, it’s infectious.”
“Where it sat in your voice was truly magical”
"“There were so many songs you could have chosen. This was you, trying to be somebody else.”

So, be sure to get your answers to me before the show starts tomorrow, along with your picks for the bottom 3, who will be going home, and if the judges will employ their All-Powerful save.

Currently Listening To: I Love Rock & Roll by Joan Jett and the Heartbreakers

Season 8: A Mid-Season Pause to Gather Our Thoughts...

Well, now that a lot of people have posted a comment, I'll share my opinion (because the people in my life don't get nearly enough of my opinion...ha).

This season of American Idol is completely lacking. That is actually not an opinion, but a fact. Ratings are down. The judges are more annoying and serve less of a purpose than ever. It's like all the changes that have been made from last season to this season have failed...miserably.

Before the season ever started, Ken Warwick said in a press conference that this season of Idol would be the best because it would feature more of the contestants' personalities and back stories. Well, with the exception of one or two, I don't know anything about the contestants' lives before Idol. And now more than ever, it seems like when the contestants are interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, they are giving rehearsed, scripted answers. There are less smiles and laughs among the Idols this season, and that alarms me....The show should be all in good fun...it's not a singer's boot camp. From the horrible choices made in the Wild Card round, to the ludicrous "judes' save" rule, to the lip-synched group numbers, it's like everything on American Idol is turning from an exciting reality competition, to a staged, fixed contest in which America gets to make the decision....as long as it's the decision the producers want....And I can't figure out why they're trying so hard to make sure they get the people they want...David Cook is doing fine for himself. It's not like last season was some complete failure. I just don't get it. I'm really afraid that Season 7 was the pinnacle of American Idol's success and it's all downhill from there....let's hope not.


I have always believed that Ryan Seacrest is the fuel behind American Idol. But even Ryan's presentation seems lackluster this season. It's like nobody's heart is in it.


And the judges?! I never in my wildest dreams thought I would see the day when Paula Abdul was the coherent one with the most to say on the judges' panel. It's tragic, really. I don't know if they're aware of it or not, but the judges are making the show less and less credible and more and more like a circus. From Randy's constant "for me, for you's" to his "listen baby, it was just aight". Simon is less invested in the show than he ever has been before. It's like he's more hungry for camera time than he is interested in offering up constructive criticism to anyone....All he does is badger Paula the whole time the cameras are off him...and the whole time they're on him, he's trying to say the most shocking thing he can think of...he has Adam Lambert syndrome (more on that later). And don't even get me started on Kara DioGuardi. She is constantly making blunders...and the kid in the audience this week was right...she is a broken record. All we ever hear from her is "commercial", "artistry", "I really like you, but..."...and then she'll break out into song lest anyone forget that she is actually a singer in addition to her judging abilities. Paula has had her moments of drunken rambling this season, but on the whole, she has been the one to offer the words of wisdom and sage advice to the contestants this year. I had to go back and re-read that sentence because I never thought I would see the day when I praised Paula Abdul.


I started out this season really loathing Danny Gokey. But, to his credit, he has now worked his way up to my second least favorite person. I have to admit, I've been pleased that he hasn't mentioned that he's a widower since the Top 13 started (that I can remember). But there's still something about him I don't like. He just seems pretentious to me. I think his vocals are overrated. He's a good singer, but his performances are always laced with pitch problems. He gets over-zealous while he's singing...I don't think he has a toned down side. I'd like to see a performance where he sings softly and with emotion...but what we get every week is a song with a plain verse that turns into a big, belting chorus where he can pound on his chest and raise his hands in the air.

And if I see that stupid crotch dance of his one more time, I'm going to have to throw a remote control! But my annoyance at Danny and his "funny" dance moves pales in comparison to what I feel for Adam "Drama Queen" Lambert...

Adam is so fake it makes my skin crawl. I was initially impressed by his Bohemian Rhapsody audition, and really, all the way up through his Michael Jackson Week performance of Black and White. After that, though, he lost me. People are describing Adam as some kind of great musical innovator. I am sorry, but Adam is no genius. He operates only on shock and awe...mixed with high dosages of shrieking. His rendition of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire was insulting and vulgar, not to mention a rip off from Jeff Buckley. And since then all of his performances have been the same way. It's like he's less concerned with actually singing well, and more concerned with what kind of surprising song choice he can make. But as far as real musicianship goes? It's just not there. Has anyone ever seen an instrument in Adam's hands? Has anyone ever heard him challenge himself by singing from the lower register of his voice? He is no Steven Tyler...and he is definitely no Freddie Mercury. He skates by every week because he has emo hair with blue streaks in it, paints his nails black and wears eyeliner, and tries to "stun" America by picking a song that they would never expect him to sing. He's a decent singer, don't get me wrong...but he certainly has gotten more credit than he is due. I wonder if everyone would be so impressed by Adam's song choices if he looked more like...say, Ricky Braddy from the earlier rounds.

Probably not...Adam has it figured out: if he looks like a rock star, then sings something a rock star wouldn't sing, America will be impressed and inspired to vote for him. His rendition of "Tracks of my Tears" really wasn't anything different than the original, except for the acoustic guitar...which Adam didn't even play. And he needs to get rid of his "Twilight" hair...STAT!




My favorite(s) have recently changed. I really like Matt Giraud. Yes, he's had a couple of bad performances, but I feel like he's generally a talented musician. He brings something American Idol hasn't seen much of before, and it's refreshing. I just hope he can truly figure out what works for him as an artist, because it seems like when he tries to sing anything contemporary, he has trouble. His rendition of The Fray's "You Found Me" was not pretty. But I'm confident he can pull through. And I really don't get the whole Justin Timberlake comparison...musically, they're nothing alike, and Matt doesn't have the confidence (or cockiness) to pull of a Timberlake swagger.


I really like Allison, and I felt for her when she did great with that No Doubt song this week and all the judges could critique was her outfit, which incidentally, wasn't that bad. Allison needs to work on her enunciation, though, because I can never understand her lyrics when she sings. And I've seen little tinges of attitude here and there from her...she was pretty disrespectful and defiant during Megan's elimination episode. Don't know if I like that...


I, like a lot of you have mentioned, am really starting to recognize the wonder that is Kris Allen. He has sort of been a quiet force since the beginning of the show, and I think he really deserves to win...I don't know about the heartthrob thing, because I think he has more of an Archuleta "squeeze your head off and hang it from my rearview mirror" quality about him than a Michael Johns sex appeal, but I really like the unassuming grace he has carried throughout the competition. I wish I would have noticed him sooner....I'm even learning to tolerate the side-mouth singing.


I'm really glad you all are participating in this contest...I always enjoy doing things like this. It makes the show more fun, and you all reading the blog every week gives me a chance to work on my writing. So I appreciate your participation...and I think I'm going to have to have a big American Idol finale party this year. I think the finale is scheduled for some time around the 20th of May, according to my calculations (I just pushed the glasses up on the bridge of my nose when I typed that). So plan a break in your schedule to come and join us...and I think everyone who participates in the Idol Pool will get a prize! But the Grand Prize will be worth it.

And yes, Aunt Sharon, you might find some extra points coming your way....I never said I was above bribery.

Season 8: Next Week's Theme Plus an End of the Week Chance for Some More Points!

Hey everyone,
How about that eliminaton tonight? Megan was in rare form. I think she started out wanting to be tough and laugh at herself along with America, but then she realized that she actually was a little sad to be going, and then she had an emotional meltdown on the stage. I felt for her.

According to Paula*, next week's theme is going to be "Songs from the Year You Were Born"....I always enjoy that week. It offers up a fresh variety of 80s tunes, and allows the contestants an opportunity to pick good old songs within their own personal tastes (or, in Adam's case, lack of taste). You may select 10 songs for each contestant. If you want an easy way to find songs for each contesant, Wikipedia is a great resource. Just type "1985 in music" in the search bar on the home page. Scroll down and you'll see a long list of #1 hits from that year, along with other notable happenings in music, Top 40 singles (in the US and the UK), and a list of albums and bands that were big that year. Be sure to get your song selections in to me on or before Monday. Here is a list of everyone's birthdays:

Adam Lambert - January 29, 1982
Allison Iraheta - April 27, 1992
Anoop Desai - December 20, 1986
Danny Gokey - April 24, 1980
Kris Allen - June 21, 1985
Lil Rounds - November 14, 1984
Matt Giraud - May 11, 1985
Scott MacIntyre - June 22, 1985

*I cannot guarantee Paula's claims as to the theme for next week. She was slightly right for this week's theme (she said the theme would be #1 downloads, when it was actually "Top downloads"...and not even really "top" downloads...more or less anything that can be found and purchased on iTunes). Paula could be slightly right again...maybe the real theme is "Songs from the year after you were born".....who knows?

You know in high school you were graded for participation points....I thought it might be interesting to get a little conversation happening. Please post your answers to these bonus questions below by clicking the button that says "comments" at the bottom of this blog entry. If you need help, contact me, and I will walk you through it.

Here's an opportunity for some extra points:
I was having a conversation with a fellow contestant of yours today and we were both wondering how everyone thinks this season of Idol compares with past seasons? Is this the best season yet? Do you think it's about the same? Or is this season lacking something? Give me your answer and why you feel this way for an extra 10 bonus points!

Also, 5 bonus points if you tell me who you think DESERVES to win the whole thing...not who you think WILL win, not who is the "package artist" or the "most commercial", but who you think is actually the most talented musician on the show right now. I think I've just changed my pick again. And I'm curious what everyone else is thinking. Tell me who deserves it and why they deserve it.

Also, 3 bonus points for telling me who you can't stand this season, if anyone...Who rattles your cage? Who is overrated? Who doesn't deserve to be in the competition? Again, who you can't stand, and why you can't stand them.

Maybe she didn't have the best dance moves, but we won't soon forget her!